What If I Was White - Kirk Jones/Damon Elliott/Sticky Fingaz/Eminem (埃米纳姆)

Written by：Damon Elliott/Kirk Jones

Yo I got an idea

Let me go grab sticky right quick

Hey yo stick

Yo slim shady

Yo I just had like a nightma

Wait it wasn't like a nightmare

It was like a good

Well it wasn't a good what was it

Hey yo I just had a crazy dream man what

Yo yo I dreamt I was white oh

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What if I was white skin the same color as coc*ine

Blond hair blue eyes the whole shibang

I know one thing police wouldn't always be watching me

Pull me over for nothing constantly jocking me

The yellow cabs in the city would stop for me

I wouldn't need collateral to buy property

If I was white wouldn't matter if I was rich or poor

Security wouldn't follow me around the store

Like I'd steal something

Because I'm black I rob and automatically assume I ain't got no job

On my own land I feel like an immigrant

If I was white I wouldn't of thought O.J. was innocent he did it

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It would be a different world for me

If I was white mmm what shade would I be

Would I be redneck or skinhead preppy or high class

You'd probably live in a trailer park and be white trash

In any case that be the ill sh*t right

But there's a good and bad side of being white

You can't say the N word without starting a fight

My bother dance to a beat I'd have two left feet

Even if I was white probably still have a ghetto sh*t how you doing

Is it a myth or do I really have a little dick nah it's true

If I was white I would probably listen to hard rock

And cover my ears whenever I heard hip hop

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I'd probably wouldn't even think the same

I'd watch tennis and golf and bet on hockey games red wings man

Wear suit and ties and go to work everyday

If I was white I couldn't live around my way

And there probably would of never even been an onyx sh*t

I be somewhere sipping vodka and tonix

Smoking on a marlboro instead of a newport

I'd live in long island instead of New York

If I was white I probably couldn't dunk

Cause everybody knows white man can't jump nope

And probably wouldn't be able to go to the w**d spot

Cause all of the dreads would think I'm a cop

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