Grandma has got new dentures

To eat the crust of pizza

Bee taken out by daughter

Because she thought she ought'a

The kids are eating snickers

Because they're so delicious

Then there's sticky fingers

And mother looses her knickers

Bank holiday comes six times a year

Days of enjoyment to which everyone cheers

Bank holiday comes with six pack a beer

Then it's back to work A G A I N

Bar b que is cooking

Sausages and chicken

The patio is Buzzing

The neighbours they are looking

John is down the fun pub

Drinking lots of larger

Girls and boys are on the game

All the high streets look the same

Bank holiday comes six times a year

Days of enjoyment to which everyone cheers

Bank holiday comes with six pack a beer

Then it's back to work A G A I N

Back to work A G A I N

Bank holiday comes six times a year

Days of enjoyment to which everyone cheers

Bank holiday comes with six pack a beer

Then it's back to work A G A I N