The Conspiracy (Freestyle) - Eminem (埃米纳姆)

Lyrics by：Marshall Mathers

Composed by：Marshall Mathers

Okay

Yeah

It's about that time again

Haha

Green Lantern

That's Right

G-G-G-G-G Uni-

S**t

Hahaha Shady

We back

Invasion

The Conspiracy

'Cause we ain't gonna never stop you just keep wasting your energy

On us you should find something to do with your time

Time

And quit f**kin' with us 'cause we ain't f**kin' with you

And it must be f**kin' with you so much

You must be gone out your mind

Shady Records mixtape come on Em

They say I'm a day away from my entire empire crumbling

Speak up you're mumbling what the f**k-a you's a

Bibi-bay okay big-bi-bi-baby this is Shady

I know you was bi-bi-hoping we be-be-would just go away

But weeble mable weeble wobble but we don't fall down like

Jam Master Jay's two turntables our label is just too stable

Your magazine's so motherf**king thin you using staples

To hold it together it's turning back into a newspaper

And ya'll got somethin' for my a*s every issue

Thank you 'cause I keep runnin' out of f**king tissues

And I could diss you but God I was sick of looking at you

At least now I can see when Nike's got a new tennis shoe

But-but I guess no good news is always good-good news

Moving on to bigger and better things

Chicka chicka jeera

50's blowing up this year just keeps going up

What the f**k is going on

Who the f**k is Norah Jones

Shady wait a minute baby leave the w***e alone

Just go up there and be humble and take them awards home

Bush has just declared the world a f**king war zone

Meanwhile we got a war going on of our own at home

My f**kin' mind's blown

Trying to figure out how to fight my own clone

Rhinestones are so nice they shine so bright

Especially at night

After a hit of ecstasy ain't that right Ro'oh

Wait a minute I'm rambling

Back to the matter at hand it's Green Lantern

With Elvis Presley the selfish MC

Back to ruin rap and destroy the industry

Single handedly and oh man did we

Yeah me and 50 Obie me and Twizzy

And Nelly and Missy and Jigga

God d**n it's all a plan devised by the Man it's a conspiracy

Against fake s**t

And anybody who can't make hits or ain't d**e lyrically

So f**k what you heard and what you read about

We ain't ruining rap baby we're just trying to w**d it out

Shady in the place to be see

And I got what it takes to rock the mic right

Still keep talking s**t to me punk

'Cause your magazine's over in less than six months

Haha Shady Records still Aftermath

And don't think we can hear you motherf**kers talking

'Cause we can't

We don't hear y'all

So we just gonna sit back for the rest of our lives

While you ride our d**ks