Eminem - Steve Berman (skit)

Secretary : Mr.Berman

Mr.Berman : WHAT?

Secretary : We have Eminem here to see you

Mr.Berman : About f**king time , Send him in

Eminem : Steve ! Good to see you man , Ow Hey I Just....

Mr.Berman : Oh look who decided to show his face ,

I hope you had fun in the last four years

Eminem : Look man I apologize again For..

Mr.Berman : FOR SHOOTING ME ??!!

Do you know I lose the use of my right arm?

Eminem : Again it was a mistake ,

It was a terrible mista..Are you wearing a bullet proof vest ?!

Mr.Berman : And then you go and do what ? Hide out?

Stay in detroit for almost five years while the music industry melts the f**k down ?!

Do you know how many people lost their jobs because of your f**king vacation ?

Eminem : Well thats actually why I am here I was gonna

Put out some new music and I wanted to play it for you and get you opinion...

Mr.Berman : Do I really need to hear it ?

Let me guess another album about poor me

I`m so famous and it ruins my rich little life

And I`m such a tourtured artist let me make music about it

And my tragic love life Am I on something here?

Eminem : Comeon man its not like that..

Mr.Berman : You know what ?

Just hand the f**king thing over I`m done talking to you

You think you can come and go as you pleased big selfish superstars.

Eminem : Steve , I had a ** problem..

Mr.Berman : OH POOR ME I had a ** problem

Who hasnt had a ** problem in this town ? You know what?

Eminem : Hey Hey Hey !

Mr.Berman : Just lay the sh*t down on my desk and get the f**k out.

Eminem : Wow wow wow Jesus christ man ,

Aight aight here fine..*lay down two CD`s*

Mr.Berman : Whats this sh*t ?! TWO CD`s?

Eminem : Thats what I have been trying to tell you man its Two albums.

Mr.Berman : Just get out !

Eminem : Aight!

Mr.Berman : Get the f**k out !

Eminem : Aight man see you later