Evil Twin (Skit|Explicit) - Eminem

Yeah trying to figure out the difference

But I think the lines are starting to get blurry

I'm in a strange place

I feel like Mase when he gave up

The game for his faith

I feel like I'm caged in these

Chains and restraints

Grinning every stranger in the place

While I gaze into space

Cause I'm mentally rearranging his face

I need a change of pace cause the

Pace I'm working at is dangerous

There's nowhere to dump this anger

And thanks to this angst

I done quit chicken heads in cold turkey

And started slowly roasting 'em

Cause that's where most of my anger is based

F**k your feelings I feel like I play for the Saints

I just want to hurt you aim for the skanks

Then aim for all these fake Kanye's Jay's

Wayne's and the Drake's

I'm frustrated cause ain't no more N'Sync

Now I'm all out of wack

I'm all out of Backstreet Boys to call out and attack

I'm going all out in this rap sh*t and whatever the fallout is

I'm strapped for battles suck a duck

Crawl out the back bar fight

Prepare your arsenal and beware of bar stools flying through the air

And bottles breaking mirrors also

And I ain't stopping 'til the swear jar's full

You done called every woman a slut

But you forgetting Sarah Marshall

Oh my bad slut

And next time I show up in court

I'll be naked and square a lawsuit

Judge be like

How much that motherf**ker cost you

Smart a** you lucky I don't tear it off you

And jmp your bones you sexy motherf**ker

You so f**king gravy Marshall

I should start calling you

Cause all you do is spit them lyrics out the

Evil twin take this beat now it's on you''

I believe people can change but only for the worse

I could've changed the world if it wasn't for this verse

So satanic panic

Cause they can't even spin back the curse words

Cause it works when they're reversed motherf**ker

And these kids are like parrots

They run around the house just like terrorists

Screaming ''f**k sh*t f**k''

Adult with a child is like arrogance

Wild ever since the day I came out I was like'merits f**k that''

I'd rather be loud and I like swearing

From the first album even the gals were like tight screamy eyes''

But my f**king mouth was nightmare-ish

And from the start of it you felt like you were a part of this

And the opposition felt the opposite

Sometimes I listen and revisit them old albums

Often as I can and skim through all them b**ches

To make sure I keep up with my competition

Of beats hoarder of rhymes

Borderline genius who's bored of his lines

And that sort of defines where I'm at and the way I feel now

Feel like I might just strike first and ignore the replies

This darkness comes in me

(Evil twin)

And comes again

That ain't me

He's just a friend who pops up now and again

So don't blame me blame him

I step out and see my evil twin he gives me an evil grin

Welcome back to the land of the living my friend

You have slept for quite some time

So who's left Lady Gaga Messed with the Bieber

Nah F with Christina I ain't f**king with either Jessica neither

Simpson or Alba my albums just sicker than struck with the fever

Feel like I'm burning to death but I'm freezin'

Bed-written and destined to never leave the

Bedroom ever again like the legend of Heather Ledger

My suicide notes barely legible read the

Bottom it's signed by The Joker

Lorraine said I never can leave her

She'd sever my wiener I ever deceive her

F**k that sh*t b**ch

Give up my dick for p**sy I'd be Jerry Mathers

At the beaver

Get them titties cut off trying to mess with the cleaver

Golly-wally registered Jesus

Ever since 1-9-9-4-6 dresser it was definite lean

My destiny went on the steps I met Deshaun at Osbourne

I'd never make it to sophomore

I just wanted to skip school and rap used to mop floors

Flip burgers and wash dishes but I wrote

Rhymes trying to get props for 'em

Cause I took book-smarts and swapped for 'em

They was sleeping I made them stop snorin'

Made them break out the popcorn

Now I've been hip hop in its tip top form

Since N W A was blaring through my car

Windows leaning on the horn

Screaming ''f**k the police'' like cop porn

Flipped rap on its ear like I dropped coin

F**k top 5 b**ch I'm top 4

ANd that includes Biggie and Pac whore

And I got an evil twin so who do you think

That's 3rd and that 4th spot's for

And as crazy as I am I'm much tamer than him

And I'm nuts then again who the f**k wants to plain Eminem

But no one's insaner than Slim look at that evil grin (evil twin)

Please come in what was your name again

Hi faggot

Look who's back with a crab up his a**

Like a lobster crawled up there

Two rabbits a koala bear and a ball of hair

And you're all aware I ain't got it all upstairs

Guess that's why I'm an addict and it's just small up there

Peace to Whitney geez just hit me

That I should call the looney police to come get me

Cause I'm so sick of being the truth

I wish somebody finally admit me

Into a mental hospital with Britney

Oh LMFAO no way ho

Couldn't beat this rap OJ no

Hooray I'm off the hook like Casey Anthony

Hey ho hey ho

I sound like I'm trying to sing the chorus to f**king hip hop hooray

No I'm hollering you got bottom in like an a-hole

Eight and a base whether I'mf**king off that instead of your face ho

Let your low hand raise yo

Tango what you think ho

Slow dancing in the bowling

You trying to hold hands with your homie

What You think I'm looking for romance cause I'm lonely

Change that tune you ain't got remote chance to control me

Ho I'm only vulnerable when I got a boner

Superman tried to f**k me over it won't hurt

Don't try to fix me I'm broke so I don't work

So are you but you're broke cause you don't work

But all b******t aside I hit a stride

Still Shady inside hair every bit is dyed

As it used to be when I first introduced y'all to my skiddish side

And blamed it on him when they tried to criticize

Cause we are the same b**ch