Let me welcome you ladies and gentlemen

I would like to say hello

Are you ready for some entertainment

Are you ready for a show

Gonna rock gonna roll you

Get you dancing in the aisles

Jazz and a razzmatazz you

With a little bit of style

Cmon let me entertain you

Let me entertain you let me entertain you

I've come here to sell you my body

I can show you some good merchandise

Ill pull you and pill you

Ill crueladeville you

And to thrill you Ill use any device

Well give you crazy performance

Well give you grounds for divorce

Well give you piece de resistance

And a tour de force of course

We found the right location

Got a lot of pretty lights

The sound and amplification listen

Hey if you need a fix if you want a high

Stickells see to that

With elektra and emi

Well show you where its at

So cmon

Let me entertain you let me entertain you

Let me entertain you

Just take a look at the menu

We give you rock a la carte

Well breakfast at tiffanys

Well sing to you in japanese

Were only here to entertain you

If you wanna see some action

You get nothing but the best

The s and m attraction

Weve got the pleasure chest

Chicago and new orleans

We get you on the line

If you dig the new york scene

Well have a son of a b**ch of a time

Cmon

Let me entertain you let me entertain you

Let me entertain you tonight