The Underground - Eminem (埃米纳姆)

A lot of people ask me

Where the f**k I've been at the last few years

Sh*t I don't know

But I do know

But I do know

I'm back now

Back now

Dre I'm down here under the ground dig me up

Broken tibias fibias yeah fix me up

Sixty sluts all of them dyin' from asphyxia

After they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippy cup

Dixie cups toxins boxes of Oxy pads

Enough Oxycontin to send a f**kin' ox to rehab

Wack job in the back in a black stocking cap

Jackin' off to a hockey mask at a boxing match

He can't say that yes he can

I just did faggot now guess again

Better text message your next-of-kin

Tell 'em sh*t's about to get extra messy

Especially when I flex again

And throw a f**kin' lesbian in wet cement

Faggoty faggoty faggoty Raggedy Ann and Andy

No Raggedy Andy and Andy

No it can't be it can't be-yes it can be

The f**kin' Anti-Christ is back Dante

It's Satan in black satin panties

This is Amityville calamity goddamn it

Insanity pills fanny pack filled with Xannies

Through every nook and cranny lookin' for trannies

Milk and cookies spilled on my silk négligée looky

Razor-ba-lades with me to make you ba-leed

Cases of Maybelline makeup lay on a table of w**d

Slim Shady sh*t sounds like a fable to me

'Til he jumps out of the f**kin' toilet when you're takin' a pee

Here comes the rain and thunder now

Nowhere to run to run to now

I disappeared don't wonder how

Lookin' for me I'm underground

Here comes the rain and thunder now

Nowhere to run to run to now

I disappeared don't wonder how

Lookin' for me I'm underground

Six semen samples seventeen strands of hair

Found in the back of a van after the shoot with Vanity Fair

Hannah Montana prepare to elope with a can opener

And be cut open like cantaloupe on canopy beds

And Glad bags yeah glad to be back

'Cause last year was a tragedy that landed me smack-dab in rehab

F**kin' doctor I ain't understand a damn word he said

I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that b**ch

Two weeks in Brighton I ain't enlightened

Bitin' into a f**kin' Vicodin like I'm a Viking

Oh lightning is strikin' it might be a f**kin' sign I need a psychic

Evaluation f**k Jason it's Friday the 19th

That means it's just a regular day hah

And this is the kind of sh*t I think of regularly

F**kin' lesbian shouldn't have had her legs in the way

Now she's pregnant and gay missin' both legs and beggin' to stay

Here comes the rain and thunder now

Nowhere to run to run to now

I disappeared don't wonder how

Lookin' for me I'm underground

Here comes the rain and thunder now

Nowhere to run to run to now

I disappeared don't wonder how

Lookin' for me I'm underground

Tell the critics I'm back and I'm comin' to spit it back in abundance

Hit a fag with onions then split a bag of Funyuns

Mad at me Understandable cannibal shoot an animal

Out of a cannon and have 'em catapult at an adult

Captain of a cult with an elite following

To turn Halloween back into a trick-or-treat holiday

Have Michael Myers lookin' like a liar swipe his powers

Replace his knife with flowers and a stack of fliers

Hit Jason Vorhees with a 40 stuck a suppository

Up his a** and made him tell me a story

Gave Hannibal Lector a f**kin' nectarine

And sat him in the f**kin' fruit and vegetable section

And gave him a lecture

Walked up Elm Street with a f**kin' Wiffle bat drew

Fought Freddy Krueger and Edward Scissorhands too

And came out with a little scratch oh

Lookin' like I got in a f**kin' pillow fight

With a Triple F.A.T. goose

Insanity can it be vanity

Where's the humanity in having a twisted fantasy

With an arm-and-leg amputee

Straitjacket with a hundred and eight brackets

And a strap that wraps twice around my back

Then they latch it cut your f**kin' head off

And ask where you're headed off to

Get it headed off to Medic this headache's awful

This anesthetic's pathetic so is this diabetic waffle

And this prosthetic arm keeps crushin' my hard taco

Here comes the rain and thunder now

Nowhere to run to run to now

I disappeared don't wonder how

Lookin' for me I'm underground

Here comes the rain and thunder now

Nowhere to run to run to now

I disappeared don't wonder how

Lookin' for me I'm underground