Please Come Back Home - Eminem

Yeah ***** oh ****

Whether you rap or you don't rap

Duck 'fore you get rushed

Get stuck ****ing with us

We interrupt your little world of perfectness

To bring you the **** to murder conservatives with

To curse and diss with verses so merciless

These words can just **** up your high worse than this

I've killed for less and dumped bodies

In the mother****in' wilderness

I'm a wildebeest and I've concealed

A piece even after I was busted by warren police

You think just because I got caught by these cops once

I'm not gonna carry shotguns to blow your wigs back

Like hamburgers without any top buns

So many d**n murders I can't even count one

Two black guns I don't know maybe they're magnums

I don't know what the **** they're called

I just grab them

12-gauge dumps in a **-fueled rage ** age

Still goin' through my ****-you stage

I'm a 27-year-old eleven-year-old

I'mma never grow up ***** I ain't gon' ever get old

I'll be sitting here with a cane and a beard

Still insane and as weird as the day

I came in here brain in my rear yeah

So until I'm wrinkled as robert van winkle

I'mma drop a d**n single every godd**n week people

It's d12 june 19th so do like me

And go buy three with no id

It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder

As many muther****ing murderers

But I figure I make my music

'Cause I ain't crazy I say ****

That's crazy to crazy people

To make 'em believe I'm crazy

So they can relate to me

Why I keep on ducking under

The bed when I hear thunder

I like that I'm only as crazy as people made me

As many muther****ing murderers

But I figure I make my music

I don't care if you use it

And home users without marilyn's music

To murder somebody I just wanna be

There when you do it

And maybe believe in shady so they can be evil baby

Believe me they'd be just

Karen and susan 'cause I told him

To do it on clue's new ****

Now it's all ruined the whole world is ****ed up

Now the parents are suing 'cause little darren is screwing

My attitude's **** it like pac's was at one point

'Cause of me two 12-year old girls is knocked up

Now everybody's killing everybody and everybody's bloody

Wanna come join pick up a glock and just point

'Cause I don't really give a **** about no-mother****ing-body

And I'm just laughing like it's funny

My wrist is water and freezer mix this is

Audio Jesus the repent **** gets big

Keep a sharp-like knife in a pop device

So duro you gotta let it bump

I came from a hard knock life

They say this kid be rude like this can't be true

I'll suck my own dick like if I had a rib removed

Vampire sun go down I'm still wilding

Bullets travel through the air in the night like phil collins

Rock city baby knife through your throat 'til you're broke

Rise from the underground like sewer smoke

It's all shifty I got all of my dogs with me

And they all rich and still all of their palms itchy

We'll pump rumble over birds jungle urge

Walking like we talking drunk while we stumble over words

Clue duro slim meth five nine hold up breath