Dear Mr Amazon Lady - The Michalaks/Tom Rosenthal (汤姆罗森塔尔)

Composed by：Tom Rosenthal

Dear Mr Amazon Lady

This is my complaint via song

I placed an order for a limited edition Xbox One

But instead all I got was a load of Capri Sun

Sometimes you get something that you do not want

Sometimes the world gives you something that makes you feel numb

What am I gonna do do do do do do with these Capri Suns

What am I gonna do do do do do do with these blackcurrant ones

What am I gonna do do do do do do with these Capri Suns

What am I gonna do they're not even the orange ones

It's time for mince pies and FBS gaming

I shouldn't be here sonically complaining

All I ever wanted was this Christmas to be fun

But now I'm fully weeping into my Capri Sun

Oh Jeff Bezos how could you do this to a man

I want to forgive you but I don't think I can

What am I gonna do do do do do do with these Capri Suns

What am I gonna do do do do do do with these blackcurrant ones

What am I gonna do do do do do do with these Capri Suns

What am I gonna do they're not even the orange ones

Can I have it back please can I have it back please

I hope it was worth it you scumbag you maggot

You cheap lousy oooooh I can't say that word

I bet you'd happily say that word Jeff

What am I gonna do do do do do do with these Capri Suns

What am I gonna do do do do do do with these blackcurrant ones

What am I gonna do do do do do do with these Capri Suns

What am I gonna do do do do do do with these blackcurrant ones

What am I gonna do do do do do do with these Capri Suns

What am I gonna do they're not even the orange ones