Freestyle - DJ Kay Slay/Eminem

Written by：Marshall Mathers

I'd be a horrible mixtape DJ

I would be really f**king bad

This is motherf**king emingem

Or just Emingem

Whatever you want to call me

And your listening to the motherf**king easy listening sounds or whatever

Clear your f**king ear wax out

This is motherf**king DJ Kay Slay

The Drama Kingg and it goes a little something like this

Yo turn that click off alright

My music is soothing but it's also been proven

That it can put you ing the mood to jump outta ya car

While it's moving

You've been waiting on this moment my sermon

Is like a omen I'm serving I'm Erick Sermon

I saw the wingdow was open and I jumped through it

My sh*t if you don't get pumped to it

I quit here's my rhyme book go head and thumb through it

And pick what you want from it rummage ya fingd something

You can use to jump someone and roll up bumping

I'm constantly copping over you squating sh*t is gotten

To the poingt where I'm aing't even writing no more I'm just jotting

This is chicken scratch

Sh*t is sicking I've been kicking a** off b******t

Throw away rhymes pick a batch

I live for the love of rap

You crazy I've made beats for Jay Z for free

Page me you need a beat

You Canibus then it's Dre's beat

You Kay Slay the fee's waived

I stay beefing with JD to the day Dre two ways me

That it's ok to stop blazing him

Oops I put it out I apologize now is too late G

It's on tape and the tape leaked

Say what you say motherf**ker

Drama Kingg Kay Slay motherf**ker

We dictate these mixtapes motherf**ker

Xzibit blaze this little gay midget cocksucker