Get You Mad - Sway/Eminem (埃米纳姆)

Yo mic check testing one two

F**k my nuts

My attitude is worse than NWA's was

I'll battle you over stupid sh*t and diss people

Who ain't have sh*t to do with it

Like Cool J does

You see me standin outside of

Your buildin; screamin

"Puffy is good but Slim Shady is

For the children"

I look at my life in a new light f**k it

Give me two mics; I write songs for

Me f**k what you like

You're probably hear me rap half-hearted;

Cause I don't like rap anyway

I'm just tryin to get my porno career started

Every place and event been there done that

Sh*t Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went

Want a deal Study these 5 chapters

Lesson one: throw demos as hard

As you can at signed rappers

Lesson two: face em and diss em

Don't give em a demo; kidnap em

And make em come to your basement and listen

Lesson three: Get a job at a label;

Switch demos with Canibus

And put yours on the owner's table

Lesson four: 'know you heard this before'

"Hey let me get your number;

I'll call you tomorrow for sure"

Don't act like a fan you wanna get signed

Get the whitest A&R you can find

Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can

Lesson five: get a hook-up at Jive

Dress up like I C P and have them

Come see you perform live

And that's the key but when you

See me on the street; I ain't

Givin you sh*t b**ch don't even

Bother askin me

Toilet water splashes me right

In the a** when I'm spittin

Cause I'm always shittin

When I'm rappin like Master P

Got a b*****b from Paula Jones

And stuffed it so far in her mouth

My balls broke both of her collarbones

Told Mya this sh*t was all about me-ah

Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis

Mono and gonorrhea

And all three of my main girls said see ya

Cause Brandy and Monica

Walked in and caught me f**kin Aaliyah

I splish splash while I'm takin a bath

Grab a handful of pills break em in half

Take em and laugh

White trash f**kin your wife in the a**

While you're out siphoning gas for your

Lawnmower to cut the grass

So if I hurt your self-esteem and

You get dissed too bad

You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

And when I rap about a buncha

Sh*t you wished you had

You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

"I can't listen to that song that sh*t's too sad"

You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

"He'll never make it his wrist is slit too bad"

You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

What a wonderful day;

I should go outside and play

Ain't no need to sit inside the house and hibernate

Hi Renee I was just

About to toss a live grenade

In your driveway and drive away

Are you afraid of a blade made

Of a razor with AIDS

Blood drippin from it

Rippin your stomach like a paper mache

You talk a lotta sh*t but you was never ill though

I'm sick enough to beat

You to death with a feather pillow

Tipped over some cows just for a joke and a laugh

Jumped up choked a giraffe

Snapped his neck and broke it in half

Wagin wars went on stage and

Sprayed cage with agent orange

And wiped my a** with his page in (Here )Source

The demon is here steamin this year

I rip voicebox out scream in his ear

It's not a gimmick b**ch

It's an image I live it

Give a f**k I don't know what a f**k is to give it

"Yeah I don't think this guy is well" I'm high as hell

I'll beat you with a live cat

When I'm swinging him by his tail

I'll f**kin I'll f**kin

Lay your nuts on the dresser

Just your nutsack by itself

And bang them shits with a spiked bat

Cut your neck off and sew your head right back

And leave you like that

You just triggered the prick who just mixed liquor

Who's itchin to leave you

Disfigured and stiffer than Chris-topher

Reeves I was teething with strep throat

While your mother was breastfeeding

And gave her the flesh-eating disease

I'm iller than takin a hammer and beatin your knees

And walkin through South Central L A

Bleedin in jeans

Wakin up the next day in breathin machines

Flashin back to being shot

And repeatin the scenes

On how you just got smoked and if you do live

You'll be too scared to tell it

Like a Biggie and 'Pac joke

So if I hurt your self-esteem

And you get dissed too bad

You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

And when I rap about a fat

B**ch that you wished you had

You know I just be sayin that to get you mad