Peace to Thirstin Howl A L and

Wordsworth

My mother smoked crack I had a

Premature birth

I'm just a nerd cursed with badly

Disturbed nerves

Who wanna be the one to step up

And get served first

99 of aliens prefer

Earth

So I'm here to rule the planet

Startin' with your turf

I hid a secret message inside of a

Word search

With smeared letters runnin'

Together in blurred spurts

I hang with male chauvinist pigs

And perverts

Who point water pistols at women

And squirt shirts

Been a bad boy since diapers and

Gerber's

My first words were bleep bleep and

Curse curse

Never had it and I still don't

Deserve dirt

My breath still stinks and I'm on

My third cert

Yanking out my stitches and hollering

Nurse nurse

You said this shot would numb it

Chick it just hurts worse