Oakland Nights(feat. Sia) (Explicit) - The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience/The Lonely Island/Sia

Andy Samberg/Akiva Schaffer：

Step into my crib everything smell like Coolwater

And if you come into mine you know it's Drakkar Noir

Now have a seat on this couch made of horse leather

I'm told the horse that it's from could run fast and far

Whoo that s**t is sexy

Tell the maitre'd at your booty to expect me

I'm solo and I'm flexin' but don't try to Soloflex me

NordicTrack all day

Squats in the living room can I get a witness

The greatest aphrodisiac is physical fitness

So take off your guess and let go of your stress

'Cause the classiest s**t is what comes next

Sia/Andy Samberg/Akiva Schaffer：

Silk robes and Kimonos

Silk robes and Kimonos

Change outta your own clothes

These athletic days but oh those Oakland Nights

Silk robes and Kimonos

It's our pleasure to no-noes

Pumps and pantsuits all day

All work no play no way

It's time for Oakland Nights

Andy Samberg/Akiva Schaffer：

In the bedroom champagne on ice

I make erotic shadow puppets in the candle light

Your hair's crimped all frizzy 'cause you're frivolous

I feel like Macho Man and you my Miss Elizabeth

Sizzlish do some crunches and some scissor kicks

Body shaved slick like an exquisite fish

Drag your Lee Press-On Nails down my hairless chest

Now pull my sash my body shakes like a leaf

Revealing the cloth of my cheetah-print briefs

And I love the way your high-cut thong

Make your butt long

Now take 'em off

But you know what to leave on

Sia/Andy Samberg/Akiva Schaffer：

Silk robes and Kimonos

Silk robes and Kimonos

Peel off your pleated polos

These athletic days but oh those

Oakland Nights

Silk robes and Kimonos

I pound the taiko drum in your dojo

Days in padded blazers

Filing papers no more

It's time for Oakland Nights

Sia：

Silk robes and Kimonos

Silk robes and Kimonos

I'm a pro when I bone but I do it pro-bono

You work hard days so you deserve the Oakland Nights

We're the Oakland Knights of the Round Table

Plus I'll take you out to pizza at the Round Table

Pizza my favorite pizzeria in Oakland

But bring a change 'cause you can't wear your silk robe in