My Censored Band Is Back - Eminem (埃米纳姆)/Elton John (艾尔顿·约翰)

May I have your attention please

May I have your attention please

I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up

I repeat

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up

We're going to have a problem here

Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before

Jaws all on the floor like Pam like

Tommy just burst in the door

Started whoopin' her a*s worse than before

They first get divorced throwing her

Over furniture scream

It's the return of the

Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't

Just say what I think he did did he

And Dr Dre said

Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's

Locked in my basement haha

Feminist women love Eminem

Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady

I'm sick of him

Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what

Limpin' to you know who yeah but hes' so cute though

Yea I probably got a couple of screws

Up in my head loose

But no worse than what's going on

In your parent's bedrooms

Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose

But can't but it's cool for Tom Green

To hump a dead moose

My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips

And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is

Of course they gonna know what intercourse is

By the time they hit 4th grade

They got the discovery channel don't they

We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals

Who cut other people open like cantaloupes

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

Then there's no reason that a man

And another man can't elope

But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote

Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes

Yes I'm the real Shady

I'm Slim Shady

So won't the real Slim Shady

Becuase I'm Slim Shady

Yes I'm the real Shady

Please stand up

Please stand up

Please stand up

Becuase I'm Slim Shady

So won't the real Slim shady

Yes I'm the real Shady

So won't the real Slim shady

Yes I'm the real Shady

Please stand up

Please stand up

Please stand up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss

In his raps to sell records

You think I give a Grammy

Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too

You think I give a damm about a Grammy

Half of you critics can't even stomach me

Let alone stand me

But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird

Why so you guys can just lie to get me here

So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears

S**t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

Little b***h put me on blast on MTV

Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe

Becuase I'm Slim Shady

So won't the real Slim Shady

So won't the real Slim shady

Yes I'm the real Shady

So won't the real Slim shady

Please stand up

Please stand up

Please stand up

Becuase I'm Slim Shady

So won't the real Slim Shady

So won't the real Slim shady

Yes I'm the real Shady

So won't the real Slim Shady

Please stand up

Please stand up

Please stand up