Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside

'Round the outside 'round the outside

I've created a monster 'cause nobody wants to

See Marshall no more they want Shady I'm chopped liver

Well if you want Shady this is what I'll give ya

A little bit of w**d mixed with some hard liquor

Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker

Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital

By the doctor when I'm not co-operating

When I'm rocking the table while he's operating heyyy

You waited this long now stop debating

'Cause I'm back I'm on the rag and ovulating

I know that you got a job Ms Cheney

But your husband's heart problem's complicating

So the FCC won't let me be

Or let me be me so let me see

They try to shut me down on MTV

But it feels so empty without me

So come on and dip bum on your lips

F**k that cum on your lips and some on your tits

And get ready 'cause this sh*t's about to get heavy

I just settled all my lawsuits f**k you Debbie

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

'Cause we need a little controversy

'Cause it feels so empty without me

I said

this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

'Cause we need a little controversy

'Cause it feels so empty without me

Little hellions kids feeling rebellious

Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis

They start feeling like prisoners helpless

'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells b**ch

A visionary vision is scary

Could start a revolution polluting the airwaves

A rebel so just let me revel and bask

In the fact that I got everyone kissing my a**

And it's a disaster such a catastrophe

For you to see so d**n much of my a** you asked for me

Well I'm back na na na na na na na na na na

Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna

Enter in and up under your skin like a splinter

The center of attention back for the winter

I'm interesting the best thing since wrestling

Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting

Testing attention please

Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me

Here's my ten cents my two cents is free

A nuisance who sent you sent for me

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

'Cause we need a little controversy

'Cause it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

'Cause we need a little controversy

'Cause it feels so empty without me

No I'm not the first king of controversy

I am the worst thing since elvis presley

To do black music so selfishly

And use it to get myself wealthy

Heyyy there's a concept that works

Twenty million other white rappers

But no matter how many fish in the sea

It'll be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

'Cause we need a little controversy

'Cause it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

'Cause we need a little controversy

'Cause it feels so empty without me

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