A Fine Romance (Music For Torching) - Billie Holiday

A fine romance with no kisses

A fine romance my friend this is

We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes

But you're as cold as yesterdays mashed potatoes

A fine romance you wont nestle

A fine romance you wont wrestle

I might as well play bridge

With my old maid aunt

I haven't got a chance

This is a fine romance

A fine romance my good fellow

A fine romance Ill take jello

Youre calmer than the seals

In the arctic ocean

At least they flap their fins

To express emotion

A fine romance with no quarrels

With no insults and all morals

Ive never mussed the crease

In your blue serge pants

I never get the chance

This is a fine romance

A fine romance with no kisses

A fine romance my friend this is

We two should be like clans of a decen cland

But we just feel like parts of us sadness part out

A fine romance with no clience

A fine romance with no patence

You just has hard to land as this plans

I haven't got a chance

This is a fine romance