If I Were a Bell - Jim Tomlinson/Matt Skelton/Dave Newton/Dave Chamberlain/Stacey Kent

Ask me how do I feel

Ask me now that we're cosy and clinging

Well sir all I can say is if I were a bell I'd be ringing

From the moment we kissed tonight

That's the way I've just gotta behave

Boy if I were a lamp I'd light

And if I were a banner I'd wave

Ask me how do I feel little me with my quiet upbringing

Well sir all I can say is if gate I'd be swinging

And if I were a watch I'd start popping my springs

Or if I were a bell I'd go ding dong ding dong ding

Ding dong ding

Ding dong ding

Ding dong ding

Ask me how do I feel from this chemistry lesson

I'm learning

Well sir all I can say is if I were a bridge I'd be burning

Yes I knew my moral would crack

From the wonderful way that you looked

Boy if I were a duck I'd quack

Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked

Ask me how do I feel ask me now

That we're fondly caressing

Well if I were a salad I know

I'd be splashing my dressing

Ask me how to describe this whole beautiful thing

Well if I were a bell I'd go ding dong ding dong ding

Well if I were a bell I'd go ding dong ding dong ding