Catch 22 - P!NK

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen

And welcome to Pink Airlines, we hope your flight

Is enjoyable and our flight attendants

Are here to insure your ride is as pleasant as possible

Seat backs and tray tables must be in the upright

And locked position during the take-off and landing

All carry-on luggage must be stowed in an over-head compartment

Or under the seat in front of you

Waiting on a ticket

'Cause you're looking for the ride

You're feeling on top

'Cause you're flying through the sky

You wanna have your cake and you wanna eat it too

Everybody's always pointing fingers at you

You're damned if you do, you're damned if you don't

We're always doing all the things that we say, we won't

Here we go, we're riding on a whim

Connecting with a rendezvous

Here we go, we're jumping off the wings

We're going 'round in circles

It's a catch 22

Yes, we're flying 'round in circles

It's a catch 22

Yes, we're rocking 'round in circles

It's the catch 22

If you are seated in an emergency exit aisle

And feel as though you are unable or unwilling

To assist in case of an emergency

Please notify a flight attendant immediately

All electrical equipment, including cell phones

2-way pagers, portable CD players, laptops, etc

Should remain in the off position until the pilot notifies us

That we are at a safe flying altitude of 10,000 ft

Looking from the outside, you're always looking in

You think you fixed the problem 'til it comes right back again

And life seems like a trap, you're trying to get out

You're searching for you cheese 'cause you feel like mighty mouse

You're damned if you don't, you're damned if you do

You've seen all the signs but you haven't got a clue

Here we go, we're riding on a whim

Connecting with a rendezvous

Here we go, we're jumping off the wings

We're going round in circles

It's a catch 22

Yes, we're flying 'round in circles

It's a catch 22

Yes, we're rocking 'round in circles

It's the catch 22

You are in You are in You are in You are in

You are in for the ride of you life

Here we go, we're riding on a whim

Connecting with a rendezvous

Here we go, we're jumping off the wings

We're going 'round in circles

It's a catch 22

Yes, we're flying 'round in circles

It's a catch 22

We realize you had many choices and on behalf of all of us

At Pink Airlines, we'd like to thank you for flying with us

We hope you have a wonderful stay

Wherever your destination may be

And remember be careful when retrieving your items

As during the flight they may have shifted

And might fall on you or your neighborer's head

And knock you the f**k out

Here we go, we're riding on a whim

Connecting with a rendezvous

Here we go, we're jumping off the wings

We're going 'round in circles

It's a catch 22

Here we go, we're riding on a whim

Connecting with a rendezvous

Here we go, we're jumping off the wings

We're going 'round in circles

It's a catch 22

Yes, we're flying 'round in circles

It's a catch 22