A Fine Romance - Billie Holiday (比莉.荷莉戴)

A fine romance with no kisses

A fine romance my friend this is

We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes

But you're as cold as yesterdays mashed potatoes

A fine romance you won't nestle

A fine romance you won't wrestle

I might as well play bridge

With my old maid aunt

I haven't got a chance

This is a fine romance

A fine romance my good fellow

A fine romance I take jello

You're calmer than the seals

In the arctic ocean

At least they flap their fins

To express emotion

A fine romance with no quarrels

With no insults and all morals

I never mussed the crease

In your blue serge pants

I never get the chance

This is a fine romance

A fine romance with no kisses

A fine romance my friend this is

We should be like plan diss of the shally

We just be like part of sad pourter

A fine romance with no clean chicks

A fine romance with no pants

You just hart to land in this france

I haven't got a chance

This is a fine romance