Bad Meets Evil (New Shrooms Mix) - Eminem (埃米纳姆)/Dr. Dre/Kid Creole

What uhh

The bad

Yeah

The evil

The bad the evil

Put 'em together

Yo if it wasn't for your whip i'd have nothin' to strip

If it wasn't for a wrist i'd have nothin' to slit

If it wasn't for the shrooms i'd have nothin' to chew

Yo i'm just f**kin' with you 'cuz i got nothin' to do

I am bored

I came in the diner with skateboarders and placed orders

Ate hors d'oeuvres and hit the waiter with plate warmers

Let you inhale the glock smell while i'm rippin' your wallet off

And slippin' a molotov in your cocktail

Take that

Burnin' your contracts punch your a and r in the face

Smash his glasses and turn 'em to contacts

I'm on some shook sh*t if it's missin' i took it

Nurse look at this straightjacket it's crooked

I go to jail and murder you from a cell

Put a knife in an envelope and have you stabbed in the mail

So how do you describe someone with a decapitated head

When the rest of his body's still alive runnin'

Comin' with five gunmen waitin' to do a drive-by

So when you see the black 500 hide from it

For every hundred mc's rhymin' about birds

Only about two-thirds'd really set it without words

Yo you ain't a thug i can make you b**ch up

Pick the fifth up cock spit you would swear it's rainin' slugs

I'm the hottest sh*t in the industry

Uh

I got every thug on the block that get a wind of me defendin' me

You lack class and respect get a direct backblast

The bad and evil mad rap i cover the bad half

You know how a thug in this sh*t'll end up

Spit a round lift your chin up you get hit ten down and ten up

I take it if you run your mouth then you wanna get sent up

Heat it up you be leakin' blood and spittin' phlegm up

Now we rivals 'cuz of a small name or title

You stepped got devoured and left with a flower and bible

Yo if it wasn't for your whip i'd have nothin' to strip

If it wasn't for a wrist i'd have nothin' to slit

If it wasn't for the shrooms i'd have nothin' to chew

Yo i'm just f**kin' with you 'cuz i got nothin' to do

If it wasn't for your whip i'd have nothin' to strip

If it wasn't for a wrist i'd have nothin' to slit

If it wasn't for the shrooms i'd have nothin' to chew

Yo i'm just f**kin' with you 'cuz i got nuthin' to do

Forget a chorus my metaphors are so complicated

It takes six minutes to get applause

Yay

And by the time you all catch on i'ma end your career

And walk away with the whole floor

So you have nothin' to fall back on

I'll throw you off of ten floors ahh

Pull a f**kin' headache outta my head and put it in yours

Take this

I'm indoors waitin' for this acid to seep in my skin pores

To go outdoors and do some in-stores

This b**ch wanted to blow me i said it oughta happen

You swallow cum b**ch no but i brought a napkin

Gettin' skullie while i'm autographin'

Got my daughter laughin'

'Cuz i sent her mother whitewater raftin'

I'm not a fact i'ma proven fear

Mr rogers blocked up my u-haul screamin'

You ain't movin' here

Lorena bobbitt c'mere want a souveneir

I've been high as f**k since i was a juvi-neer

Juvenile same difference i need some 'caine

'Cuz i ain't sniffed since i woke up the seven slain infants

Oh my god

Brain implants and they say there's a slim chance

I won't stay the same 'cuz i traded brains with a chimpanz'

Walkin' in swamp water with an m-16 out for the blood

Shove a gun in the mouth of a thug

To break braces you say grace and make faces

I'll display hate and break you in eight places

What

Take paces turn around draw in a standoff

Precise aim icin' my fame blowin' your hand off

Dancin' with the devil leadin' i won't die i'm never leavin'

What

I pledge allegiance to forever breathin'

Street niggaz with nuts what my meat's bigger

What

Fake-a** thugs with toy guns and cheap triggers

With a deathwish thinkin' i'm the ni**a to mess with

Let the tech lift direct chest hit melt your necklace

For instance you just a henchmen on tough soil

What

A follower never had heart he just loyal

Thugs is glass doors i see through 'em put the heat to 'em

Be careful you might get what you ask for

Yo if it wasn't for your whip i'd have nothin' to strip

If it wasn't for a wrist i'd have nothin' to slit

If it wasn't for the shrooms i'd have nothin' to chew

Yo i'm just f**kin' with you 'cuz i got nothin' to do

If it wasn't for your whip i'd have nothin' to strip

If it wasn't for a wrist i'd have nothin' to slit

If it wasn't for the shrooms i'd have nothin' to chew

Yo i'm just f**kin' with you 'cuz i got nothin' to do

The bad the evil

The bad the evil